is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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