I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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