Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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