I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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