your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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