i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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