So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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