I'm really into asian looking animals
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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