i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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