i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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