That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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