But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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