Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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