Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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