What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I have demons in me.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
