I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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