Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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