Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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