Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you still have your period?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Randomize
