You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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