i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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