So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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