those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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