i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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