She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Sober January is a disaster.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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