An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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