Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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