do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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