yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
