guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
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"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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