You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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