perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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