420 ftw
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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