I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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