Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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