Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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