so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
His hands were made for my vagina.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Shame - the story of my life.
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