i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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