Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I need to sanitize my soul.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
