What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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