What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
this boner is exhausting
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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