Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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