I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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