And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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