I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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