How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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