Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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