I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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