census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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