Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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