He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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