Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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