This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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