I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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