Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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